I left already, but I came back to say tell you bye and to tell you that I love you and want to have your babies and you can fuck off you drunk, bisexual, far-less-than-attractive nugget-munching, Kurt Angle-worshipping, Scottish man with a small penis or perhaps no penis at all.
I am leaving you forever to spend the rest of my life having 3 way sex with Big Matty and KlingonMyBallz!!!!!1
Unless you apologize.
And make me Eggs Benedict.
With fresh-squeezed orange juice.