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Old July 13 2013, 06:24 AM   #17
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #275: I, Caption



Kirk: Man your station, Sulu.
Uhura: You can't say that Captain. The law is you have to use gender neutral words now. You have to say "Operate that station."
Kirk: So I can't say "Helmsman?"
Uhura: No sir. You have to say "Helm."
Kirk: "Brinksmanship?"
Uhura: Brinksoneship.
Kirk: "Where no man has gone before?"
Uhura: Where no she-he has gone before.
Kirk: "Seamen?"
Uhura: ...I'll let Sulu handle that one, sugar.
Kirk: "Woman?"
Uhura: Wo-Person.
Kirk: "Balls to the wall?"
Uhura: Genitals to the wall.
Kirk: "Manhole?"

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Sulu: Street vagina.
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