Kirk: Man your station, Sulu.
Uhura: You can't say that Captain. The law is you have to use gender neutral words now. You have to say "Operate that station."
Kirk: So I can't say "Helmsman?"
Uhura: No sir. You have to say "Helm."
Kirk: "Where no man has gone before?"
Uhura: Where no she-he has gone before.
Uhura: ...I'll let Sulu handle that one, sugar.
Kirk: "Balls to the wall?"
Uhura: Genitals to the wall.
Sulu: Street vagina.