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Old July 12 2013, 10:34 PM   #29
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Re: TNG Caption This! 320: On top of the world

After the rioters had fled, and with much indifference and sulking, Riker returned and hoisted his last decent wood maker upon his shoulder, and made hasty retreat from his failed amusement park, FrakesLand: a place of jolly ineptitude, where fun rides were laughed at, pins and needles tossed at first time visitors, kids recited the Papal lineage, clam chowder served with serrated knives, and toast boiled. When asked for comment as to why the park failed, he remarked, "I'm not sure".
"Imagine if the headless horsemen had a headless horse, that would be f*@^ing chaos."

-- The Late Mitch Hedberg
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