Geordi: I had no idea when we entered the "Best Dressed Person on the Holodeck" contest that the drink would win it.
Captain's Log: Stardate 43654.32: Troi's experiment with late 1980's make up techniques is severely weighing down her face.
Data: The tatoo removal process is most vexing, I now wish I had never had my fellow cadets convince me to have Uhura fan dancing naked inked on my hand.
Man: Yes Mr. Data, we can shoot lasers from our nipples!
Riker: Christ, and Geordi thinks he has a hard time getting laid...