I always liked "Starts with an F, rhymes with suck... Firetruck."
I figured it out. I figure everything out. Porn got so amazingly graphic, and the internet was able to drown any viewer in such a torrential multitude of... Modern man has built up a tolerance to sex and sexuality, a tolerance bordering on boredom, that he doesn't need to spend every second of life sniffing, and begging and paying, that he can calm down and contemplate the nature of the universe for the universes sake and not only for how the universe relates to women's naked bottoms.