As promised here is the next contest!
Tuvok: "Fascinating! I already tried 47 different algorithms to solve the problem. None of them were successful. How did you do it?"
Janeway: "See that little switch? I had Torres install it before your shift started. Press it 5 seconds, shut down, reboot..."
Seven: Computations are complete, Captain. It is mathematically impossible that Ensign Kim will ever make Lieutenant.
TOM: You can never tell Sam that Naomi broke into my liquor stash.
SEVEN: Where are you taking her?
TOM: To sickbay. After the Doctor cures her hangover I need you to erase his memory of it.
SEVEN: I'm not sure you've thought all this through.
Seven of 9: We are experiencing a malfunction in the Warp Core
B'Elanna: I have run every diagnostic and can not find the problem
Chakotay: Captain I believe if I go on a vision quest i can find out what is wrong let me get my..
Captain Janeway: Chakotay not every problem we encounter can be solved with a vision quest.
How do you make a Bajoran stew?
I don't know?
Tell her the Occupation was a myth.
And the special award...
Seven: "With all respect to the Commander, I don't see how getting high and trying to talk to an imaginary goat will solve anything."
Congratulations to the winners: old-timers, newcomers and captioning veterans!
I was high on oven-cleaner when I picked these pictures...