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Old July 11 2013, 02:05 PM   #8
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Re: Vorik the Ponfarr Vulcan

I can't help it, I haven't been able to get the tile of this thread out of my head..

This is how the poor dear would have wanted it to turn out.

Vorik the Pon farr Vulcan
Has a very shiny "nose"
And if you ever saw it..
You would even say it glows

All of the other crewmates
Used to laugh and call him names
B'Elanna never let poor Vorik
Join in any bedtime games

Then one special Blood Fever eve
Klingon Pon farr came to stay..
"Vorik with your "nose" so bright
Won't you glide your "sleigh" tonight?"

Then how B'Elanna loved him
As she shouted out with glee
Vorik the Pon Farr Vulcan
You'll go down.. well you get the picture

You and Hitler oughta get together
You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters
Janeway does Melbourne
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