Thanks for the win!
Sisko: You quoted me as saying I wanted war with the Dominion.
Jake: First rule of journalism, the headline gets you noticed, not the story.
Sisko: You quoted me as saying Kai Winn is a bitch.
Jake: You really did say that, dad.
Quark: Odo, I'm getting sick of this fascist crap. As many times as I've been in here, you've never once gotten me a lawyer!
Kira: What's this place called?
Odo: Las Vegas. I never pictured a Bajoran resistance fighter and a Founder exile spending their time here.
Vic: The West rules the universe!
Hanok: I feel bad. I sold the Jem'Hadar this armor piercing warhead that was supposed to explode on impact.
Quark: I feel bad too, I sold the Federation this ablative armor that was supposed to keep it from doing that.
Bashir: Strategic Operations officer?
O'Brien: What's that even supposed to do?
Worf: Boost your ratings.