Re: Inevitable future spectacular catastrophe in the making seen here.
Modern cruise ships have asipods and thrusters that give them the ability to turn in place if needed. If you ever visit Miami, go to the harbor one morning (very early) and watch the cruise ships arrive. They have to stop and do a 180 before they can pull up to the dock. And forget that tugboat stuff. Tugboats haven't been used for normal operations for 20 years.
Baby, you and me were never meant to be, just maybe think of me once in a while...