Captain's Log: We have discovered a true artificial intelligence aboard the Enterprise. Even the hologram we used to try to give Geordi a good date was disinterested in him.
Picard: Helm, pull over at that rest stop. Counselor Troi needs to take care of Number One.
Worf: Ah, so that's where your hands have been.
Guy on the left: I'm just 3 days from retiremen-
Picard: (over comm) Drop everything!
Riker drops Scientist
Picard: (over comm) Ha, that never gets old.