I was watching the US version of Men Behaving Badly the other day... Rob Schneider answers the door to the hawt quirky blond next door neighbour Brenda, and he's crying.
"What's the matter Jamie?"
"It's the new (sob) Batman movie."
"Why, what's happened?"
"They took the dynamic duo, and turned them into two elegant gay men."
"But Jamie, Batman and Robin have always been sort of gay."
"I know, but it's always been subtext (sob), it's always been subtext."