Sulu: Captain, someone seems to have replaced the buttons on this console with M&Ms...
Captain's log: After deciding that just saying 'course laid in, Captain' didn't bring anything to the series, Sulu has been fired. However, it turns out he atually is the only one who knows how to fly the ship so we're stuck on this godforsaken planet until we complete the teach yourself course from the computer. All 500 levels.
Computer: Red means stop and green means...?
Chekov: I miss Sulu!
There's something you would never see on Next Generation.
Spock: Spock to replicator room. I seem to have been sent the wrong post - this barbie doll does not fit in my hand as you advertised.
Norman: ERMEGHERD IT'S WILLIAM SHATNER!!