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Old July 8 2013, 08:26 AM   #10
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!

Data: Geordi, stealing cable is illegal.
Geordi: So is taking sexual advantage of a crewmember suffering an alien virus.
Data: Tasha invited me in -
Geordi: She called you a solar-powered douchebag.
Data: Before or after?
Geordi: All. The. Time.

Spock: Arming rear phaser banks...<farts> Phasers firing. Oops. Torpedo away.

Bones: Remember that shaft we flew up in using Spock's rocket boots?
Kirk: Yeah, why?
Bones: Did you ever find it again?
Kirk: Bones, I'm macking here.
Bones: Sorry, I forgot you like to pretend to be interested in what they have to say.

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