Geordi, stealing cable is illegal.
So is taking sexual advantage of a crewmember suffering an alien virus.
Tasha invited me in -
She called you a solar-powered douchebag.
Before or after?
All. The. Time.
Arming rear phaser banks...<farts
> Phasers firing. Oops. Torpedo away.
Bones: Remember that shaft we flew up in using Spock's rocket boots?
Kirk: Yeah, why?
Bones: Did you ever find it again?
Kirk: Bones, I'm macking here.
Bones: Sorry, I forgot you like to pretend to be interested in what they have to say.