Captain, the check engine light just came on.
McCoy: Oh yeah, it's a rug all right...damn, he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
Chekov wasn't much of a navigator, but boy could he dance!
Fortunately, I minored in chiropracty at the Vulcan Science Academy.
Kirk: Who designed this piece of junk, Daystrom?
Mudd: No, it was some guy named Soong, I think.
Kirk: I hope it's still under warranty.