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Old July 8 2013, 05:41 AM   #6
Push The Button
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #275: I, Caption

Captain, the check engine light just came on.

McCoy: Oh yeah, it's a rug all right...damn, he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

Chekov wasn't much of a navigator, but boy could he dance!

Fortunately, I minored in chiropracty at the Vulcan Science Academy.

Kirk: Who designed this piece of junk, Daystrom?
Mudd: No, it was some guy named Soong, I think.
Kirk: I hope it's still under warranty.

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