Re: Movie Caption Contest #236: Go, go, go!
"Not too short in back!"
"Here it is, Captain, I finally found it! In the archaic language banks! The phrase was 'ass over teakettle'!"
"Thank you, Commander. Captain's Log, supplemental: Mr. Spock is flying ass over teakettle..."
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