Data: Geordi, what are you doing to my head?
Geordi: Oh nothing...
The next day, Data gets placed on leave because Geordi shaved a Klingon dirty word in his hair.
Okay, Spock, now let's try a triple backflip! NO! A TRIPLE!
Jim, for Pete's sake! That's not going to make Uhura jealous! I don't care what damned reality you're in, you've never had a chance with her!