Hello Everyone! You have been patient, so it is now time for a new contest!
First up to the plate, we have the "Legal Communications" Award, going to:
I've just received restraining orders for you from Mira Romain, Carolyn Palamas, and the entire female population of Argelius II.
Next, we have the "What a strange person" Award, going to:
Crazy Eddie wrote:
Tal: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Kirk: Is there someone else we can talk to?
Tal: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Next, we have the "Helping out a friend" Award, going to:
: "He's suffering from severe sexual anxiety. I strongly recommend you opt for something less thigh revealing and dispense with those high boots--one of his major turn-ons."
: "Really? Intriguing. I'll be sure to put on something more comfortable then. Spock, you're with me."
* Spock and the commander leave *
: "Jim, you're really sure about this?"
: "Bones, Spock hasn't gotten any in a very long while and I know him--he'll never figure out the zipper system on those thick twill uniforms."
Next, we have the "Logic has some advantages..." Award, going to:
Spock: Your tongue is logical.
Next, we have the "Got any other bright ideas?" Award, going to:
Jonas Grumby wrote:
"Yes, Dr. Marcus is
still coming on board today. And no, I do not
think that disguise will fool her."
Now, this is a special award for me to give. I've been running Caption Contests here on the TrekBBS for nearly 4 years now. I've gotten my more than my fair share of kind words, thanks and attention from casual posters, regular caption contest players and mods, but I admit I let out a big smile when T'Bonz
commented on this caption in the last contest. So the "T'Bonz
Approves!" Award, goes to:
Nerys Myk wrote:
COMMANDER: Can you get me Kirk's phone number?
Our Photoshop Award, goes to:
Spock: "Captain ... Jim ... it's been over for years, you need to stop calling Carol Marcus for ex-sex.
These two fought it out in my brain and I couldn't choose between them. So they both win!
"So, when are you free?"
"Why don't you get my appointment book? It's behind that door marked 'airlock'."
McCoy: That's strange, you walked into the room Commander and all the blood drained from his head.
Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners!
And now, we caption some from one of my favorite episodes. Gotten many laughs from this one.