Thread: Jabba the Hut
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Old July 7 2013, 02:11 AM   #6
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Re: Jabba the Hut

Jabba gained a lot of weight between New Hope and Jedi. If he was human, I would think it was water weight, but perhaps mr The Hutt just woke up from hibernation, where %80 of his mass was extremely buoyant fart because he hadn't unfastened his butt-plug yet.... How Hibernation works. Look it up.
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