What really bothers me about the whole Creationism/Intelligent Design issue is that they have to sneak it into schools. They have to gloss over it and present it like you would an infomercial, complete with fake smiles, false dichotomies, and exaggerated numbers.
"Oh, no sir! This isn't pseudoscience cloaked in Christian theology, mercy, no! This is something entirely
different! This is Christian theology cloaked in pseudoscience!"