Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.
Picard: No kidding!
Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.
Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....
Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.
McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....
- Sifting TNG character quotes like no one has sifted before. Each post consists of quotes, rearranged by sentence, to produce a delight/disturbance (based on character and episode).