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Old July 3 2013, 08:03 AM   #33
Trek Sifter
Re: Movie Caption Contest #235: The Return!

Troi (offscreen): I sense a great deal of distress from the two of you.

Picard: No kidding!

Data: No, there appears to be no brain-damaging eels borrowing through to the Captain's brain.

Worf: Sorry Captain, but Data's examination was necessary after your archaeological expedition to Ceti Alpha V. Though finding items from the Botany Bay vessel is hardly archaeological....

Kirk: I wish these binoculars were a visor instead.

McCoy (offscreen): Those things work so damn well they could make the blind see! Thought you'd need them since those reading glasses I gave you broke a while back....
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