Villagers: We have you now, Data. If we keep you surrounded, you cannot destroy our water supply.
Crusher: Betazoids require shiny pillows and blankets to recover properly.
Picard: Uh, you won't be contacting Mrs. Troi about Deanna's condition, now will you?
Crusher: That depends on what you have to offer me, Captain....
Nuria: I thought that from here we could see where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.... Picard?
Riker: I'm telling you, Scotty didn't have two fingers on his left hand. So it looked like this.
Picard: Wrong, Number One.... I doubt history is your strong suit.
Worf: Sensors indicate that we can verify this in Season 6.
Captain's Log, supplemental: I have been avoiding eye contact with Dr. Crusher and Counselor Troi in the turbo lift as a mysterious gas emanated from one of them.