Worst. Disco. Ever.
CRUSHER: There was nothing I could do; the perm finally gained sentience and killed her.
PICARD: Hair is a curse.
NURIA: You're not a God; you're that facepalming guy off the internet!
RIKER: Two in the pink, one in the...
PICARD (interrupting): I think we've all heard quite enough about your last trip to Risa , Number One!
PICARD (thinking): When the turbolift doors close, it's not going to be the only thing going down.