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Old July 2 2013, 11:00 AM   #12
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Re: TNG Caption This! 319: Ready to Roll!

Thanks for the win!

Data: I do not believe you can be classed as a 'mob' unless you have torches and pitchforks.
Angry Villager #1: They're coming.
Data: Damn.
Angry Villager Chorus: Kill the freak! Kill the freak!

Picard: So what's she like?
Crusher: Not good.
Picard: Really? I'm surprised at that.
Crusher: She was hit by a blast of psionic energy, what do you expect?
Picard: Oh...yes of course. That's what I was meaning--
Crusher: You were wanting what she looks like naked, weren't you?
Picard: [hangs head] Yes.

Captain's Personal Log, supplemental. I don't think I can take many more of these paternity suits against Commander Riker.

Riker: I'm taking over here, old man!
Picard: I'd like to see you try, Numbah One!
Troi: Watch out, Captain! He's got a...finger?

Picard: My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and these are my bitches!
Avatar: Captain Susanna Leijten, U.S.S. Silverfin NCC-4470, Border Service Third Cutter Squadron
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