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Old July 2 2013, 03:57 AM   #6
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Re: TNG Caption This! 319: Ready to Roll!

Data realized he was out of place five nanoseconds after beaming into the middle of a Ren Faire.

Crusher: I'm sorry sir, but there's nothing I can do.
Picard: Councilor Troi is going to die?
Crusher: No, she'll just point out the obvious for the rest of the show's run aside from a handful of insightful moments.

Aliens flipping out the moment they see their planet from space: the real reason for the Prime Directive.

Riker: I'm doing the German three, right?

Picard: Well viewer, are you glad you paid for the remastered Blu-Rays? I know I am.
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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