"I am afraid you have all jumped to an erroneous assumption. I am not a mime. There will be no performance."
"The somnetic inducer will keep her asleep through any disturbance. So, considering some of the randy bastards we have on board, I recommend posting a guard at her door."
"So...wanna initiate me into the Thousand Miles High Club?"
"Trouble, Captain. Wesley Crusher flashed this hand gesture at one of the gang members on Turkana IV, and...well...we're in deep shit again."