Data: I was ordered to convince you to leave this planet, but I have determined that if you were dumb enough to elect this idiot to lead you, that it would be an inefficient use of my time to save you. See ya!
Picard: Does she know we're recording her dreams and using them to write our screenplay?
Nuria: Are all gods bald?
Riker: 3 days! 3 days since you last used your deodorant!
Picard: Oh, hello Mister Data. Nothing to see here.
Data: Captain, I must remind you that there are surveillance cameras in the turbolifts.