So I went to Office Depot with a friend yesterday. At the entrance, there's a big sign announcing that they're hiring "friendly, happy people." He's socially awkward, and I'm a bit depressed. We burst out laughing and decide we'd better not apply.
My friend finishes his shopping, and we head to the cashier...
Cashier: How was your shopping experience today?
Friend: I got everything I came for.
Cashier: Were you able to find everything you were looking for?
Poor cashier. I guess they're trained to follow the script even when it totally doesn't make sense.