When 900 years old, babes reach, look as good they do not.
One line that stuck with me because it was hilariously wrong from my recent rewatch of Doogie Hauser was "You've always taught me that adults are all the same age." which is something Neil's character was saying to to his TV Dad B. B. Siking, to justify why he a 16 year old boy Doctor, should be allowed to go on a date with a 30 year old woman.
Yoda, the real Yoda, may be 900 on the outside, but he's a 70 year old alter kacker on the inside.