Leadhead, I love you.
Rick Berman: Jonathan, I said you could grow the beard for season two, not that you could ditch the wig and stop dying your hair.
Data: Geordi... Why are you doing a bad James Mason impression?
Geordi: It's the only British accent I can do. Yes, I know the irony of that based on my name. Moving on...
Sirtis: Last one to the finish gets the sack!
Worf: The Captain just paid you to come out of his ready room looking like you just shagged him so we'd all think he was a sexual stud rather than a neerdy virgin, didn't he?