Uhura: I'm sorry, what was that? I'm listening to a new audio book called "How to Melt a Vulcan Heart."
Spock: Fascinating. You do realize you're watching the wrong side of this television, Jim?
Spock: As requested, Captain. From Romulus, With Love.
Kirk: Excuse me gentlemen, I need to make a log entry.
Spock: So that's how the Romulans handle the pon'far? Fascinating.
Kirk: I heard Uhura has a thing for Vulcans? What do you think?
Spock: Go to hell.