Scotched: Well there's your problem, lass. You've got a tampon in your ear.
Yoohoora: Then where the devil is the...oh my.
Subcommander Billy: What do you get when you cross a Vulcan and an alien dominatrix?
Jimbo: I don't know?
Subcommander Billy: Tholian taint mites.
Spooked: Jim, I, uh, need the Doctor.
Jimbo: I like the cut of his jib.