Scotty, I swear if you look down my uniform again I will end you.
I'm sorry, the Commander isn't available at present, but please leave your name and subspace frequency after the tone and he will contact you at his earliest convenience. This been a recorded message brought to you by RomuComm. <BEEP>
Commander Austin Harris, First Officer, Deep Space Nine (by FltCpt. Bossco)
8.01 - Darkest Before Dawn
(Chapter 8 added, 12/09/2015)