Worf: Geordi, did you mistake this guy for Picard again?!
Data: I do not understand why everyone called in sick on Superbowl Sunday, the best viewscreen on the ship is right here.
Data: Ah-Ha! She wears cheap knock off shoes!
Runner that just passed Tasha: I hear Worf's gonna get your job!
Picard: (in the ready room) Not until I've had my tea!!