``And the best part of this suit, Subcommander, is that while wearing it I make my own gravy.''
``See? Right down there. It's the Trek Movies I-X forum.''
``Hi, other caption thread!''
``Captain, would you please
stop kneeling to pray on my desk?''
``Man, pepper grinders are complicated
``You know, in the future everyone
will have light-up USB sticks like mine.''