I'm waiting for yours, then...
I don't have one and I don't care. I don't have a need to explain or tie together everything that happens in a dozen different incarnations of Trek. I understand it may be fun for some folks, and that's fine, but I don't. But I was more reacting to mention of that ridiculous TCM crap that B&B pulled out of their butts and dropped like a hot tribble, and groaning over the idea that some writer tried to tie it together with the Borg on a strategic level. That, my friend, is facepalm-worthy. To me. YMMV, of course.