T'Pol: I had no idea you are also a proctologist.
Malcom: What are we doing here, really. It's not like we ran out of places to play hide&seek with T'Pol.
Trip: No, but remember, the last time we hid in cargobay a we tripped over that marsupial droppings.
Archer: There! You see that? We're getting the Blue Screen of Death again. I told you not to install Windows 27 on our computer.
Hoshi: I'm sorry captain, it's the best we could find in such a short notice. The Vulcans are blocking our torrents again.
Archer: Now I heard Borgs are supposed to have mechanical parts, but this is just pathetic. How are they supposed to impress any lady with that?
Phlox: I'm sorry commander but I still don't understand the human physiology. Are you saying that even though you're a male, deep inside you feel like a woman?