``I dinna what ta tell ye lads, he's been like that e'er since we beamed him off the beach at Space Vladivostok.''
``DATA! How the heck did you even land
us in the Candyland Molasses Swamp?!''
``Captain Kirk, you've got to hide me. I've been chased by hipsters all the way from Park Slope!''
``Let me at 'em!''