``Now, this is the Auntie Anne's, and up there is the comic book shop, next to where the Border's used to be ... all right, you go meet Santa Claus and I'll get through Penny's and we'll meet at the Starbucks in an hour, OK?''
``... Make it snow.''
Deanna Troi's uniform starts regenerating into Patrick Troughton!
``I can't help thinking at least one of us is on the wrong set.''
``Clear, Geordi? Why, a four-year-old midshipman could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old midshipman.''
Worf's final day as the Enterprise's lead ASP.NET developer.