Re: ENT Caption Contest #89: Substitution
TRIP: Sorry, Cap'n. One Phlox's critters got loose. Turns out, it has acid for blood!
T'POL: Why do you insist on carrying around that brick? We have communicators you can put in your pocket these days!
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.