: "You can see for yourself, go ahead."
: *sniff, sniff*
"So the rumors were true. Vulcan earwax does smell like lavender!"
: "Can you guess what other part of my body smells like cloves?"
: "I have an idea...." *zzzzzzzzip*
: "That can't... that can't be ME."
: "It's a signal from the future, captain."
: "So I end up as an overweight lunatic?"
: "At least you'll be popular, especially on TV commercials."
: "What's that I'm saying? I changed my name to Denny