Thanks for tthe belly laugh LH!
Picard: Wrong Pegasus La Forge, I wanted the one from BSG.
Rick Berman: It's not I'm against gay characters in Trek, it's just coincidence I keep using a ray gun to keep them in the closet.
Picard: To be honest Q, "Rash" would be a more accurate name for her if you know what I mean.
Vash: Sitting right here!
La Forge: I'm not saying your Myspace page doesn't look good Sir, I'm saying you're about 8 years too late.
Worf: *Thinking* If I stick behind the horseshoe the Captain might not notice I forgot my trousers.