Re: TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident
KIRK: It's my Mom. Spock, quick tell her I'm not here.
SPOCK: It's a two way transmission, she can see you.
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.