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Old June 19 2013, 09:36 PM   #6
Jonas Grumby
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Re: Do you want to phone E.T.?

Scenario 1: "We come in peace! We only want to study you! Of course, that does mean we'll need to dissect a few of you. But probably not more than a few thousand or so!"

Scenario 2: "Oh, look at the cute bipeds! How adorable! I'm going to take this one back with me and give him a nice home! You're so cute, you widdle thing! Yes, you are!"

Scenario 3: "What great luck, Commander! This indigenous protein source will allow us to avoid depleting our on-board food stores!"

Scenario 4: "Yes, Leader, we encountered a fascinating, intelligent life form on the third planet in the system. But then Ensign Snorknozz here sneezed on them and they all died!"

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