Romulan: You ever get the feeling that someone is watching you?
Spock: Don't look now, but there is a mysterious figure looming behind your red hurricane fence.
McCoy: Quick, I need some stain remover for his elbow-pits!
Spock: Captain, according to my calculations, in 3 hours, 7 minutes, and 2 seconds, your transformation into my likeness will be complete, if allowed to progress. Doctor McCoy is continuing to try to find a cure for this cloning virus.
Kirk: He better. I can't live with this kind of eyebrow maintenance the rest of my life.