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Old June 19 2013, 05:09 PM   #11
Jonas Grumby
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

TFTW, LeadHead!

Scotty: "I dreamed last night that I had bought a boat! And you were lounging on the deck in a teeny-weeny bikini!"
Uhura: "Come back when you've got the boat. Then maybe we'll talk."

Tal: "You can't interfere with us, Captain, just because you think our customs are barbaric and cruel. IDIC, remember?"
Kirk: "IDIC? Are you referring to that banal, pop-psychology slogan Roddenberry came up with to help his wife's mail order company sell trinkets?"
Spock: "And made me wear said trinket on the show as free advertising? Let's blast his ass, Captain!"

McCoy: "No, he is not 'stupefied' by your legs! We have short uniforms on our ship, too!"

Romulan Commander: "How would you like to... (*whispers in ear*)"
Spock: "Well, I would like to, but I am not sure it is physically possible."
Romulan Commander: "We could turn off the gravity."
Spock: "That would help."

Shatner: "Say, Leonard, did Fred Phillips seem kind of...distracted to you this morning in the makeup room?"
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