"I dreamed last night that I had bought a boat! And you were lounging on the deck in a teeny-weeny bikini!"
"Come back when you've got the boat. Then maybe we'll talk."
"You can't interfere with us, Captain, just because you
think our customs are barbaric and cruel. IDIC, remember?"
"IDIC? Are you referring to that banal, pop-psychology slogan Roddenberry came up with to help his wife's mail order company sell trinkets?"
"And made me wear
said trinket on the show as free advertising? Let's blast his ass, Captain!"
"No, he is not
'stupefied' by your legs! We have short uniforms on our ship, too!"
"How would you like to... (*whispers in ear*)"
"Well, I would like
to, but I am not sure it is physically possible."
"We could turn off the gravity."
"That would help."
"Say, Leonard, did Fred Phillips seem kind of...distracted to you this morning in the makeup room?"