: "It's ear wax alright and a mighty lot of it too."
: "So that's why it won't stay in?"
: "Is there anything you can do about it?"
: "Lieutenant, I may be a miracle worker but this is something you can easily do yourself. Ever heard of a Q-tip?!"
: "Your attempt to hide from me has failed. Your viewer cameras capture the pointed ends as well."
: "I told you."
: "He's suffering from severe sexual anxiety. I strongly recommend you opt for something less thigh revealing and dispense with those high boots--one of his major turn-ons."
: "Really? Intriguing. I'll be sure to put on something more comfortable then. Spock, you're with me."
* Spock and the commander leave *
: "Jim, you're really sure about this?"
: "Bones, Spock hasn't gotten any in a very long while and I know him--he'll never figure out the zipper system on those thick twill uniforms."
) "Tell me Spock, when are you going to make the move already?"
: "So it's not just the fingers, but the ears as well?"
: "Something you'll never truly experience."