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Old June 19 2013, 05:26 PM   #9
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

Scotty: "It's ear wax alright and a mighty lot of it too."
Uhura: "So that's why it won't stay in?"
Scotty: "Aye..."
Uhura: "Is there anything you can do about it?"
Scotty: "Lieutenant, I may be a miracle worker but this is something you can easily do yourself. Ever heard of a Q-tip?!"

Tal: "Your attempt to hide from me has failed. Your viewer cameras capture the pointed ends as well."
Spock: "I told you."
Kirk: "Damned!"

McCoy: "He's suffering from severe sexual anxiety. I strongly recommend you opt for something less thigh revealing and dispense with those high boots--one of his major turn-ons."
Commander: "Really? Intriguing. I'll be sure to put on something more comfortable then. Spock, you're with me."

* Spock and the commander leave *

McCoy: "Jim, you're really sure about this?"
Kirk: "Bones, Spock hasn't gotten any in a very long while and I know him--he'll never figure out the zipper system on those thick twill uniforms."

Commander: (whispering) "Tell me Spock, when are you going to make the move already?"

Kirk: "So it's not just the fingers, but the ears as well?"
Spock: "Something you'll never truly experience."
Remembering Ensign Mallory.
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