Thanks for the win!
"Well, according to this, he's Brad Pitt."
New evolution chart surprisingly shows humans as an intermediate stage between Vulcans and Romulans.
"So, when are you free?"
"Why don't you get my appointment book? It's behind that door marked 'airlock'."
"Captain, no one imitates Jack Benny anymore. And he was not a Vulcan."
"Do you know you're drinking from a paper clip holder?"