Hello Everyone, since Skywalker
has become very busy, I thought I'd start a new contest as a one time thing. I'd love to take on more responsibilities, but I simply don't have the time.
That being said, lets get some winners!
First up to the plate, we have the "Baseball or Softball?" Award, going to:
Archer: I like her! She reminds me of a baseball I once knew.
Next, we have the "Mirror Universe" Award, goes to:
Hoshi: "You DARE speak to me without permission? Perhaps a few hours in the agonizer booth will cure your insolence!"
Trip: "Uh, wrong universe, Empress
Hoshi: "Are you volunteering to join her, plebian?"
Next, we have the "Dangerous Liasons" Award, going to:
The Laughing Vulcan wrote:
Phlox: "She broke two of your ribs, and sucked your testes completely dry."
Travis: "Wow! What a woman."
Phlox: "Makes me proud to be her husband."
Next, we have the "Hotel Piracy" Award, going to:
Let's see. I've got a robe, towels and ashtrays. The TV remote, light bulbs and Gideon bible. Tiny toothpastes and shampoos, soaps, cups and shower nozzle. Now what else isn't nailed down? I likes me some booty that say "Enterprise Motel!"
Next, we have the "Maybe it won't involve gazelles..." Award, going to:
Archer: I feel a dramatic speech coming on!
T'Pol: [thinking] No!!!! Ancient Gods of Vulcan, please strike me down!
R. Star wrote:
Trip: So ladies... you two and me.... ya know why they call me Trip?
Congrats to the winners! Thanks to everyone who participated!
So, I got this contest going, but since Skywalker
is unable to continue at present and I'm already very busy, it's time to hang this sign.
has basically said if anyone can take over, they are welcome to. There's really no need to PM me about it. If you think it's appropriate, I'd PM Skywalker
about it, it's just a common courtesy in my own humble opinion. Anyhoo, in the meantime while people mull this over, why don't we have a new contest?