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Old June 19 2013, 07:36 AM   #5
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

UHURA: I've just received restraining orders for you from Mira Romain, Carolyn Palamas, and the entire female population of Argelius II.

TAL: Okay, who's the mouth breather behind the viewer?

COMMANDER WHAT'SHERNAME: What's the prognosis, Doctor?
BONES: From the looks of that minidress, Spock's gonna get some tonight.
COMMANDER WHAT'SHERNAME: The prognosis of the Captain, Doctor!

SPOCK: My family name is unpronounceable, yours is...eww.

SPOCK: I can't believe your ears.
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