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Old June 19 2013, 07:33 AM   #4
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Re: TOS Caption Contest #274: The Caption Incident

Scotty: "Lieutenant, aren't you supposed to be fluent in Romulan?"
Uhura: "I was, ten years ago. Since then my job has been reduced to randomly pushing the unlabeled buttons on this incomprehensible control panel so that Captain Kirk doesn't notice M5 is still running the ship."
Scotty: "Oh. Wait... M5 is still run--"
Uhura: "Shhhh!"

Tal: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Kirk: Is there someone else we can talk to?
Tal: No. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Kirk: "You saw her, Bones? That Romulan Commander? Don't you wanna just run your tongue all up and down those thighs of hers until she squeals like a little pointy eared school girl?"
Bones: "Dude, totally. I just wanna spread her like a wishbone and gAWWW CRAP!"

Commander: "Although, before the surgery, my name used to be Nero."
Spock: "Doesn't ring a bell."

Spock: "Captain, for the record, I find your choice halloween costumes deeply offensive."
Kirk: "Why? It's just a warewolf costume."
Spock: "Oh... then... never mind."
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